Long-Haul Trekking: Vegas Resorts That Turn The Check-in Process Into an Endurance Test

Planet Hollywood

The fourth resort on our list also happens to also be the fourth Caesars property (if there's a connection here, it's lost on me). Planet Hollywood was once the world-famous Aladdin until it was renamed in 2007. The movie-themed resort boasts over 2,400 guest rooms spread out across 64,400 square feet of space. And yet, it doesn't have its own parking garage. 

When arriving at Planet Hollywood by car, you have two choices: 1) enter the underground valet access and wait your turn in the clusterfuck line, or 2) opt to self-park at Miracle Mile Shops. Yes, you have to use a mall garage to store your car while staying at Planet Hollywood. And thanks to corporate greed, the structure recently converted to being a paid facility. 

Grab your bags, head for Miracle Mile Shops, then pick a direction. Whether you go to the left or right, you'll eventually arrive at the casino, but keep in mind that Miracle Mile is literally 1.2 miles of walking...with your suitcases, past dozens of stores, and through hundreds of shoppers and their children. 

Once inside the casino, look for the escalators that take you down into the basement. That's where the reservation desk is. Then it's back upstairs to find your room. Are you tired yet?